Mondays can be a challenging time, but starting the week with humor and positivity can set you up for success. Laughter can benefit physical, mental, and social health, boost immunity, decrease pain, relieve stress, improve mood, strengthen relationships, and enhance teamwork.
Whether you’re a Monday lover or a Monday hater, these funny Monday quotes can help you face whatever the day has in store. Some of these quotes are positive, funny, inspirational, or come from famous song lyrics.
To overcome the Monday blues, try new weekend activities to stay calm and choose one of these quotes as your personal mantra. Changing your mindset to focus on gratitude or success can also help. Remember that Mondays will be Mondays, and tomorrow is a new day to start fresh.
These funny Monday quotes and sayings are sure to brighten your day, whether you’re suffering from the Monday blues or looking for some Monday entertainment. They are relatable, motivational, uplifting, and come from the happiest songs. With the right mindset, Mondays can be made workable. Grab your morning cup of coffee and read through these quotes for a good laugh and inspiration.
Funny Monday Quotes
- “Monday is a fresh start. It’s never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success… or binge-watch Netflix.”
- “Just reminding everyone that it’s Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.”
- “Monday is the day where the slate from the weekend is wiped clean… along with any memory of where I left my keys.”
- “I love Mondays. Said no one ever.”
- “The worst part of my Mondays is hearing you complain about Mondays.”
- “Monday is the day to be back at your passion. Just kidding, it’s the day to be back at work.”
- “Monday: The day to fix last week’s mistakes.”
- “What did I say about waking me on Monday? Don’t.”
- “Monday is the day to be setting new goals after last week’s failures.”
- “No one likes Tuesday morning, but at least it’s not Monday morning.” -Bev Johnston
- “Coffee in hand, sparkle in my eye, and the Monday morning blues in my heart.”
- “Monday is the day that makes you wonder if Friday ever happened.”
- “Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
- “Monday should be optional.”
- “I don’t like Monday mornings or people who like Monday mornings. Or Mondays, or mornings… or people.” -Blogtrovert
- “Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, and divide the happiness.”
- “Monday is like the person who showed up to a party uninvited. Like you’ll allow it… but how rude.”
- “A day to make coffee and then be bossed around by it.”
- “Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.” -Tom Wilson
- “Monday is the day to hit the ‘snooze’ button on life.”
- “Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes… which still haunt me.”
- “Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
- “Monday: Nothing a bit of caffeine and denial can’t fix.”
- “Monday is like a mirror. If you frown at it, it frowns back. Smile and it sets the tone for a great week. Or you just upset your mirror.”
- “Monday is the day I count my blessings… and my coffee cups.”
- “Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.” -Arthur Darvil
- “Monday mornings: Proving that caffeine and wishful thinking are a powerful combination.”
- “Monday: The day that tests my resolve to be a responsible adult… and usually fails.”
- “Monday is the day when reality hits you like a ton of bricks… wrapped in paperwork.”
- “If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return Monday.”
- “We interrupt your happiness to bring you Monday morning. Your regularly scheduled happiness will resume on Friday. Sorry for the inconvenience”
- “Monday: The day when my brain needs a vacation from my vacation.”
- “Monday is the day to turn ‘Can’ts’ into ‘Cans’ and ‘Dreams’ into ‘Plans’… or at least try to.”
- “Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It’s not me, it’s you”
- “Monday: The day to start slaying dragons… and by dragons, I mean emails.”
- “Monday is the day to kick butt and take names… after you’ve had your second cup of coffee.”
- “Monday is the day to sparkle and shine… but I think my sparkle is on snooze.”
- “What do you call someone who is happy on Monday? Retired.”
- “Monday: The day to be like a boss… because you have to, not because you want to.”
- “Monday: The day to embrace new challenges… or at least try to find where I left my motivation.”
- “Monday is the day to remind myself that I’m a grown-up… who still needs a nap.”
- “It’s Monday? I woke up on the wrong side of the week”
- “Monday: The day to rise and shine… and by shine, I mean blind everyone with your laptop screen.”
- “Monday is the day to make your dreams come true… if your dreams involve surviving the day without falling asleep at your desk.”
- “Monday: The day to be fabulous… even if your fabulous is a bit sleep-deprived.”
- “It’s Monday again? I wasn’t even finished with my Saturday yet.”
- “Monday is the day to crush your goals… or at least nudge them in the right direction.”
- “Monday: The day to be a superhero… or at least remember where you left your cape.”
- “Monday is the day to be the best version of yourself… or a slightly more awake version, at least.”
- If Mondays were shoes, they would definitely be crocs.
- “Monday: The day to be a go-getter… once you’ve finished your third cup of coffee.”
- “Monday is the day to make things happen… after hitting the ‘snooze’ button a few more times.”
- “Monday: The day to conquer the world… or maybe just conquer your inbox.”
- “I swear it was just Friday like 5 minutes ago”
- “Monday is the day to be unstoppable… after your first cup of coffee, of course.”
- “Monday: The day to be a warrior… or maybe just a caffeine-fueled survivor.”
- “Monday is the day to set goals and crush them… or just set them and see what happens.”
- I really need another day between Sunday and Monday.
- “Monday: The day to be productive… or at least look busy until it’s time for lunch.”
- “Monday is the day to turn ‘can’ts’ into ‘cans’… or into ‘cannots’ with extra sarcasm.”
- “I don’t hate Mondays, I just hate waking up early on Monday.”
- “Monday: The day to start fresh… or at least start over on your second cup of coffee.”
- “Monday is the day to be a legend… or at least not spill coffee on yourself in the break room.”
- “Monday: The day to shine bright… or at least find a way to hide the dark circles under your eyes.”
- “No one hates Mondays. I’m no one.”
- “Monday is the day to embrace positivity… or at least pretend until you’ve had enough coffee to make it believable.”
- “Monday: The day to rise and grind… or at least rise and stumble towards the coffee pot.”
- “Monday is the day to be unstoppable… after hitting the ‘snooze’ button a few more times.”
- “I haven’t been this tired since last Monday”
- “Monday: The day to crush your goals… or at least slightly dent them.”
- “Monday is the day to make things happen… or at least think about making things happen while you scroll through memes.”
- “The day to be a productivity ninja… or at least a mildly productive sloth.”
- “Monday is the day to be a rockstar… or at least not accidentally reply all to an email.”
- “The day to slay dragons… or at least remember to bring your umbrella because it’s raining.”
- “It’s been a long week’ – Me, Monday at 12pm”
- “Mondays and Fridays are just twenty-four-hour stretches of time with different names.” -Julie Murphy
- “Monday is the day to tackle your to-do list… or just stare at it in existential dread.”
- “The day to be a trailblazer… or at least follow the trail of breadcrumbs to the coffee machine.”
- “Mindful Monday Humans, May your coffee kick in before reality does.” -Napz Cherub Pellazo
- “Monday is the day to be the CEO of your life… or at least delegate your morning responsibilities to caffeine.”
- “Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.” -Rebecca Gober
- “The day to hustle hard… or at least hustle hard enough to make it to happy hour.”
- Monday? I don’t remember ordering a Monday with my morning coffee.
- “Monday is the day to seize the day… or at least try to get through the morning without spilling coffee on your shirt.”
- “The day to be a game-changer… or at least change the game on your phone while pretending to listen in meetings.”
- So, Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends, but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.” -Julio Alexi Genao
- “May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
- “Monday is the day to be a winner… or at least not lose your sanity before lunchtime.”
- “The day to be a champion… or at least make it to the end of the day without forgetting your own name.”
- “Sunday morning coffee is about pleasure, but Monday morning coffee is about necessity.”
- “Monday is the day to be a superstar… or at least make it through your morning commute without road rage.”
- “The day to make your dreams a reality… or at least daydream about winning the lottery.”
- “There should be a holiday for all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.”
- “Okay, it’s Monday, but who said Mondays have to suck? Be a rebel and have a great day anyway.” -Kimberly Jimenez
- “Monday is the day to be a hero… or at least remember to bring snacks to get through the day.”
- “Monday morning will come whether you set the alarm or not.” -Ursula K. LeGuin
- “The day to be a legend… or at least survive until Tuesday.”
- “When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” -Ella Woodward
- “Monday is the day to be a force of nature… or at least not spill coffee on your keyboard.”
- “On Monday morning, I look forward fearlessly to Friday’s eve.” -Ellen Wittlinger
